asociate:

do u ever just look at someone and get annoyed

freakinfishtank:

lostovae:

Wisdom teeth are so weird cause my body is like, “hey I know you are done growing but would you like some…MORE TEETH???? And I’m like, “hell no, theres no room,” but then my body is still like *slamming fists on table* “more teeth! MORE TEETH! MORE TEETH! MORE TEETH! M O R E T E E T H

Oh there’s no room? That’s fine we’ll just gRoW TheM IN FuvKiNg SIDEWAYS

nickyhemmiick:

im glad that “what does the fox say” and dabbing weren’t popular at the same time

pinkdementors:

some boring straight dude: i hate wearing anything that’s not cargo shorts

tan france: this is so sad alexa can i get a patterned button down with a french tuck

incorrectgreekmyths:

You know, if Zeus doesn’t show up in 15 minutes,legally, we own Olympus

Hermes (at an Olympian meeting)

cipollakate:

American Children: Hey, can we be murdered a little less please?

Republicans: What the fuck? What about my guns? What about me, a person innocently playing with my death-machines as a hobby? I am the real victim here. Kids these days are so entitled…